Jorge
Welcome to Camp Kikiwaka[]
| “ | Hey, dudes! I'm Jorge. Mind if I take this bunk? | ” |
| “ | Dude, listen. You want me to sleep downwind! Especially on burrito night. I once had a 23-minute fart! | ” |
| “ | That's why the aliens abducted me. I'm special. | ” |
| “ | Of course not! They just invited me for brunch. You're weird. | ” |
| “ | Ravi, what are you doing? | ” |
| “ | Dude, you're embarrassing Grizzly Cabin! And men in general! | ” |
| “ | Yes! I win! | ” |
| “ | It is on planet Zorb. Dude, why are you such a buzzkill? | ” |
| “ | Uh-oh. I see something really scary! | ” |
| “ | No. It's a giant footprint. | ” |
| “ | Don't take me now god! I am so close to puberty! | ” |
| “ | I'm on it! | ” |
| “ | Is it gone? | ” |
| “ | What? The signs around here are really confusing. | ” |
| “ | Hey, compared to what the aliens did to me, that would be nothing. After brunch, it got ugly. | ” |
Gone Girl[]
| “ | Whoa, whoa! Why do we all have to suffer just because you're hideous and no one wants to date you? Let me rephrase that. | ” |
| “ | I smell candy! Oops, looks like you broke your horsey. She's weird. Anyhoo, I'll give you fifty bucks for the last bite of your candy bar. | ” |
| “ | But please don't take my tonsils! I need those to pee. Or breathe. I don't really pay attention in science. | ” |
| “ | No. I don't pay attention in math, either. | ” |
| “ | Look, boss! I sold two whole cases of candy. | ” |
| “ | No, no! I swear! Oh, look. This dollar somehow got stuck in my pocket. They moved the archery range. | ” |
| “ | Yeah, we'll give you all the free candy you want! | ” |
| “ | Hey, Zuri. "Say hello to my little friend!" He just paid me 20 bucks for a Scooter bar! | ” |
| “ | All of it. I have no idea what that word means! | ” |
| “ | It's good to be in business. When business is good. | ” |
| “ | Good. | ” |
| “ | Wow. You've read more today than I've read in my entire life. I'm still trying to finish The Cat in the Something. I couldn't get through the title. | ” |
| “ | I think we should cut her off. Her eyes are vibrating! | ” |
| “ | How much farther? It's hard for me to hike in gator shoes. Or any shoes. | ” |
| “ | How do these candy shipments come in, anyway? | ” |
| “ | Zuri, I never agreed that we should start selling video games. | ” |
| “ | I'm concerned about you. We all are. | ” |
| “ | Oh, yeah? Then where's your violin? | ” |
| “ | Candy has ruined your life. | ” |
| “ | Uh, nothing! Uh, nothing at all! Just trying to help a friend. | ” |
| “ | Come on, Zuri, look at her. Tiffany's turned into a candy-crazed zombie! | ” |
| “ | I'm worried about her. You didn't seem worried when I was stuffing cash into those ridiculous polyester pockets! Well, I'm worried now. She's gone nuts, and so have you! | ” |
| “ | That's it! I quit! | ” |
| “ | Not even caramel corn? Because that's really more corn than caramel. | ” |
| “ | Then that's how it has to be. I'm bringing back every penny of that filthy candy money. Minus what I paid for this sick, white suit. | ” |
| “ | Uh, my bar mitzvah? | ” |
| “ | Okay, okay! The truth is, I've been running a candy smuggling ring, selling candy to campers. | ” |
| “ | Uh No one. It's just me! I'm a lone wolf! | ” |
| “ | Because you're my friend, and friends don't rat each other out. Plus, you know where I sleep. | ” |
| “ | You're welcome. But we still need to fix Tiffany. | ” |
| “ | Problem solved. | ” |