Exterior. Camp Kikiwaka. | |
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Ravi: | Now remember, campers, both occupants of the vessel must row as one. |
Emma: | Or you won't end up going anywhere. |
Zuri: | I'm no expert, but I think the reason we're not going anywhere is because we're not in the water. Our only chance of drowning is if that sprinkler head goes off. |
Griff: | Yeah, where's the danger? If we capsize here, the worst thing that can happen would be grass stains. |
Emma: | Grass stains on the wrong garment can be tragic. |
Ravi: | Now, please pay attention. After all, it is safety week. |
Emma: | Right. Do you think I'd be wearing this life preserver if I didn't have to? No one looks good in orange. |
Ravi: | Except you. |
Emma: | Aw, thanks. I was fishing. |
Ravi: | It is Emma's and my responsibility to make sure you all get back home in ship shape. Get it? I used a boat reference While in a boat. |
Zuri: | Please stop. |
Ravi: | Now, imagine you are out on the lake, and a storm suddenly strikes. Whoosh! Blam! Emma, a little help? |
Emma: | Fine. Whoosh! (Wind whooshing) Wow, I'm really good at this! |
Luke: | Hey, guys! |
All: | Hey, Luke. |
Luke: | You know the lake is over there, right? |
Theme song. | |
Exterior. Camp Kikiwaka. | |
Emma: | It's so good to see you, Luke. |
Luke: | It's great seeing you guys, too. I got a week off from summer school, so Mom and Dad said I could come to Camp Kikiwaka. |
Zuri: | It was nice of them to let you take the helicopter. |
Luke: | Yeah "Let me." |
Ravi: | Luke, I would like you to meet one of my campers, Griff. |
Griff: | Hey, man, that was so cool, dropping in on that ladder. |
Luke: | Thanks. I once tried doing that from our private jet. I'm still picking bugs and part of a bird out of my teeth. |
Zuri: | He was coughing up feathers for a week. |
Luke: | Yeah. So, what's up first? Zip-lining, bungee jumping, water skiing? |
Ravi: | Actually, next up on our agenda, we are going to review the safe way to open a safety manual. See, no paper cuts. |
Emma: | Look, Lou put us in charge of safety week, and I don't wanna disappoint her. She always gives me those sad cow eyes. She keeps them in a jar. |
Luke: | Whoa! That's weird. She should keep them in a bag. And, Emma, you're starting to sound just like Ravi, except your voice is deeper. |
Ravi: | How dare you (In deep voice) How dare you? |
Interior. Grizzly cabin. | |
Xander: | I'm really psyched you and I get to put together the camp yearbook. |
Lou: | (Chuckles) Yeah. Ooh, look. Remember the guys versus girls tetherball game? That was so fun. |
Xander: | Not for everyone. Remember how much you hated losing? |
Lou: | Hey, he shouldn't have called a double-touchie on me. |
Xander: | Well, he learned that lesson. |
Lou: | This is gonna be so much better than when Hazel did it last year, the whole thing was just pictures of her. |
Xander: | Thirty different pairs of suspenders, same creepy smile. |
Lou: | But this year, she won't be buttin' in. I told her we were meeting at The Spot. |
Xander: | Why The Spot? Because Camp Champion had their paintball tournament there today. |
Hazel: | Very funny, Lou. Fun fact. A paintball can fit up your nose. (Exhales through nose) You're out! Ha-ha. |
Interior. Mess hall. | |
Luke: | So, let's have some fun! I need to work off this- Oatmeal? |
Griff: | Who knows? I'm just hoping those are raisins. |
Zuri: | Fun would be a nice change. To avoid injuries, Ravi and Emma made us play dodgeball with bubbles, while wearing goggles. |
Griff and Zuri: | (mocking) Because soap stings your eyes. |
Luke: | Don't worry, Luke's here. And we're gonna have some goggle-free fun. Hey, watch this, everybody. My mom calls this one "You're grounded." |
Ravi: | Who is ready for another game of dodge-bubble? |
Emma: | Luke, what are you doing? The food here is dangerous enough without you climbing the furniture. |
Ravi: | Get down! |
Luke: | You got it. |
Emma: | (Gasps) Luke, please set a good example for the campers, and try not to be so you. |
Ravi: | Yes. That was extremely dangerous! What were you thinking? |
Luke: | I wasn't. That's what made it fun. |
Griff: | Zuri, your brother is so cool! |
Zuri: | Yeah, I'm one for two. |
Interior. Grizzly cabin. | |
Hazel: | Look, here's a great picture for the yearbook. |
Xander: | Hazel, we never took a hot air balloon ride together. |
Hazel: | Just because you were unconscious, doesn't mean it didn't happen. |
Lou: | Hey, look! The yearbook from our first summer at Camp Kikiwaka when we were eight! |
Xander: | Aw. And here's a picture of our very first campfire. |
Young Lou: | Whoa! Rookie mistake with that s'more, Xander. You left the 'mallow in too long. There's a fine line between gooey goodness, and a mouthful of lava. Here, try this. |
Young Xander: | Thanks, Lou. Wow, finally something at this camp that tastes like food. Hazel, you have marshmallow goo right there. |
Young Hazel: | One day, he'll be mine. |
Lou: | You couldn't even finish a s'more before you started creeping on Xander. |
Hazel: | Hey, he made the first move. |
Xander: | No, I didn't! I was eight. I didn't have any moves! |
Exterior. Camp Kikiwaka. | |
Emma: | Hey, Ravi, what's more fun than climbing a rock wall? |
Ravi: | I know, Emma. Climbing said wall |
Emma and Ravi: | Safely. |
Luke: | I can't believe we're about to climb a plastic wall, when there's a real mountain right over there. My typing class is more dangerous than this. |
Ravi: | Wrist cramps are nothing to sneeze at. |
Luke: | Hey, you might want to get the nurse. |
Emma: | Why? Is someone hurt? |
Luke: | Not yet. But (mimics labored breathing) We're all about to die of boredom. (Grunting) So boring (Laughter) |
Emma: | Quick, let's bury him. |
Luke: | Please, continue to bore. |
Ravi: | See, I can enjoy the thrill of ascent, while secure in the knowledge that no harm will come to me. |
Emma: | Ding, ding, ding. That's right, Ravi. See, kids? It's fun being supes safe! |
Luke: | Hey, guys, you wanna have some real fun, and climb that mountain? As long as it doesn't involve bubbles or goggles, I'm in. |
Zuri: | It beats staying here watching Ravi trying to use his muscle. |
Ravi: | (Shrieks) (Gasps) (Laughing) |
Emma: | Wow, Ravi, you are light as a feather. Wait a minute, Luke's gone and so are Zuri and Griff. |
Ravi: | I see them! They are heading out of camp. |
Emma: | Oh, they must've gone off to the mountain, like he said! We've got to stop them! |
Ravi: | (Grunts) |
Exterior. Camp Kikiwaka. | |
Lou: | Xander, we need pictures of the camp for the yearbook. Stop taking pictures of the sky. |
Xander: | But that cloud looks like a butt. |
Lou: | People do love butt clouds. |
Xander: | So how'd you get rid of Hazel this time? |
Lou: | I told her you went out into the forest to chop some wood, shirtless. She'll be looking for you all day. |
Xander: | Why would I be chopping wood shirtless? |
Lou: | I don't know. You're the one doing it. Aw, look. A picture of you under your Crying Tree. |
Xander: | I did not have a crying tree. |
Lou: | Come on, it's okay to admit you were a little homesick. |
Xander: | Okay, so maybe I was a little homesick, but I remember you weren't that thrilled either with camp at first. |
Lou: | Only because Hazel was the world's worst bunk mate. She kept using my toothbrush- to clean the toilet. |
Young Lou: | Ugh! That Hazel's got me madder than a bull that sat on a bee's nest.
Ugh! |
Young Xander: | Hey, don't kick my tree. |
Young Lou: | Sorry. It's just that dang Hazel is a poopy head! |
Young Xander: | Language! |
Young Lou: | Sorry. Hey, are you crying? |
Young Xander: | No, I just have something in my eye. |
Young Lou: | Is it sadness? |
Young Xander: | (Sniffles) Maybe. |
Young Lou: | Would you like some company? |
Young Xander: | Sure. |
Young Lou: | Ugh! I think something took a tinkle right here. |
Young Xander: | That's my crying puddle. I have enormous tear ducts. |
Xander: | That was the moment I realized that I had finally found a friend at camp. |
Lou: | Me, too. Despite your tear duct issue. |
Xander: | But nothing meant more to me than when you left that toy guitar under my Crying Tree the next day. |
Lou: | Uh I didn't leave a toy guitar under your tree. |
Xander: | You didn't? |
Lou: | No, but I did leave you some eye drops. You were crying so much, people thought you had pinkeye. |
Exterior. The mountains. | |
Luke: | This is going to be way better than climbing a boring wall covered in Ravi's sweat. |
Zuri: | Oh, yeah. Although I did like watching Ravi swinging from that rope like a nerdy pinata. |
Luke: | (Chuckles) Except, if you whacked Ravi, the only thing that would fall out is calculators. |
Griff: | And safety manuals. |
Luke: | Okay, follow me. |
Zuri: | Uh, Luke, the sign says that way is dangerous. |
Luke: | You see "danger," I see "fun!" Two years of summer school and you still can't read. |
Exterior. Camp Kikiwaka | |
Xander: | Wait a minute. I just remembered. I thanked you for the toy guitar. |
Lou: | You did? |
Young Xander: | Hey, Lou, thank you very much for- you know, what you gave me. |
Young Lou: | Oh! You're welcome. It was no big deal. |
Young Xander: | It was to me. |
Lou: | I remember that. Why didn't you mention the guitar, or your Crying Tree? |
Xander: | Eh, there were too many people around. I was embarrassed. But why did you say "You're welcome" if you didn't give me the toy guitar? |
Lou: | I just thought you were thanking me for sharing my potato tots. |
Xander: | Why would I thank you for that? That's no big deal! |
Lou: | Which is why I said it was "No big deal!" |
Xander: | Oh. |
Lou: | Holy haystack, I just remembered something that happened right after you left. |
Young Xander: | See you later, Lou. |
Young Lou: | Bye! |
Young Hazel: | Hey, what were you and Dreamy McHandsome talking about? |
Young Lou: | Oh, he was just thanking me for giving him some of my potato tots. |
Young Hazel: | Oh, I gave him something, too. I guess he didn't like it. By the way, I've been using your pillow case for my dirty laundry. Ha-ha! |
Young Lou: | Well, that explains my athlete's ear. |
Lou: | So Hazel gave you the guitar? |
Xander: | Wow! I can't believe she did something so nice, and that you didn't give me anything! |
Lou: | I would like to point out that I gave you the gift of crunchy potato nuggets! |
Exterior. The mountains. | |
Emma: | They must be around here somewhere. Uh-oh. Look at that. |
Ravi: | Oh, no. Even Luke would not take them on that trail. |
Emma: | I know, that would be stupid. |
Ravi: | Idiotic. |
Emma: | Stupid. |
Ravi: | Ludicrous. |
Emma: | Stupid. |
Ravi: | They went that way. |
Emma: | Yup. |
Ravi: | Oh! And when we get back, we shall work on expanding your vocabulary. |
Emma: | Don't be stupid. |
Exterior. The mountains. | |
Luke: | (Chuckling) Zuri, check it out! It's looks just like the view from our penthouse. Except, without all the buildings, people and trash. |
Zuri: | (shuddering) (Exclaims) Can we please go back down now? |
Griff: | Hey, I can see camp! Yikes, Gladys is sunbathing. Don't look at the dock! |
Zuri: | (Straining) |
Griff: | Zuri, are you okay? |
Zuri: | Well, my muscles are burning, there's dirt falling into my face, and I'm pretty sure a millipede just crawled into my shirt. |
Griff: | So you're good. |
Luke: | This is awesome! Hey, I can see your camp. Whoa! Who's the hairy dude sunbathing on the dock? |
Zuri: | (Gasps) I'm slipping! |
Griff: | (Screaming) Zuri! (Screaming) |
Luke: | (Gasps) Zuri! Griff! Are you okay? |
Zuri: | I'm going with no! |
Exterior. The mountains. | |
Zuri: | Help! Luke! |
Luke: | Okay, I'm coming down to get you! Don't move! |
Zuri: | Where would we go? I mean, besides the afterlife! |
LUke: | Almost there! Oh, no! (Screaming) Zuri! (Gasping) I told you guys this was gonna be fun. |
Griff: | What do we do now? |
Zuri: | I say we scream for help. |
Griff: | I like it! |
Luke: | Help! |
Zuri: | Save us! |
Griff: | We're up here! |
Luke: | (Grunts) Maybe we shouldn't scream so loud. |
Luke: | Help. |
Zuri: | Save us. |
Griff: | We're up here. |
Exterior. Camp Kikiwaka. | |
Xander: | Hey, Hazel, you got a minute? |
Hazel: | Oh, my gosh! You're proposing! Yes, yes, 1,000 times, yes! |
Xander: | Sorry, I'm not proposing. But I am here to thank you. |
Hazel: | Thank me? For what? Is this a trick? |
Xander: | No! No, I wanted to talk to you about this. I realize now that you were the one who left this guitar for me. And if it's not too late, I just wanted to say thank you. |
Hazel: | Oh, you're welcome. I can't believe you still have that. |
Xander: | Of course. If it weren't for your kindness back then, I might have left camp. Instead, I stayed, and found my love for music. And I owe all that to you. |
Hazel: | But why didn't you thank me then? That really hurt my feelings. |
Xander: | I didn't know it was from you! |
Hazel: | I left you a note. |
Xander: | You did? I never saw it. |
Young Xander: | (Sniffling) |
Hazel: | Oh, my gosh, I bet I know what happened. |
Xander: | I always thought that was the receipt! |
Hazel: | (Sighs) I should've taped it on. |
Xander: | "Dear Xandy, I hope this makes you happy." Love, Hazel." I am so sorry I misjudged you all these years. Can we start over and be friends? |
Hazel: | I would like that. |
Xander: | (Chuckles awkwardly) Hazel, moment's over. |
Hazel: | You owe me this, Dreamy McHandsome! |
Exterior. The mountains. | |
Ravi: | I cannot believe they are not up here. |
Emma: | We couldn't have passed them on the trail. |
Zuri | Save us! |
Luke: | Help! |
Emma: | Wait, do you hear someone whispering for help? |
Luke: | Help. |
Ravi: | Yes! Luke! Griff! Zuri! |
Luke: | Hey! We're down here! |
Ravi: | (Gasps) What in the world are you doing down there? |
Zuri: | Country line dancing. What's it look like we're doing? We're hanging on for dear life! |
Luke: | So let's stop with the Q&A, and start with the helping! |
Griff: | And hurry up! I have to go to the bathroom, and there's not a lot of privacy on this ledge! |
Emma: | Don't worry, we'll get you up! Did you bring the rope? |
Ravi: | Water. Water. Water. Water. |
Emma: | Please tell me you brought more than just drinks. |
Ravi: | Never dismiss the importance of proper hydration. Rope! |
Emma: | Okay, listen! We'll throw the rope down. Tie it around your waist, like the safety harness we showed you, and then we'll help you climb up! I'll help you climb up. |
Ravi: | Oh! |
Emma: | Catch the rope! |
Luke: | (Gasps) I think she missed a step. |
Emma: | Please tell me you brought- |
Ravi: | Yes, I brought a back-up rope. Okay. Obvi. Okay, I will tie one end to the tree. |
Luke: | Okay, Zuri, you first. |
Zuri: | That's the smartest thing you've said all day! |
Ravi: | Oh, you made it! |
Zuri: | Thanks, Ravi. I guess I have two cool brothers after all. |
Emma: | You're safe! Scare me like that again, and I'll wring your neck. I love you so much! |
Zuri: | Kinda getting mixed messages here. |
Luke: | Hello? Can we save everyone's life before we celebrate? |
Griff: | Okay, Luke, you're next. |
Luke: | Whoa! (Gasping) My life just flashed before my eyes! Ravi, I owe you an apology. |
Ravi: | You also owe me $40, so please grab the rope and climb to safety! |
Emma: | Pull! Pull! Almost there. |
Ravi: | (Straining) Luke! (All exclaiming) I have got you, brother! (Grunts) Someone get me! (Breathing heavily) |
Emma: | Luke, are you okay? |
Luke: | Yeah. Thanks to you guys. |
Griff: | Good thing you brought that rope. |
Ravi: | Rule one of safety, always be prepared. |
Zuri: | Rule number two, never go anywhere with Luke. |
Luke: | Okay, I realize now, I probably should've been better prepared before I led us down the chained-off trail that said "Danger." |
Emma: | Or you could just not go down the dangerous trail at all. |
Luke: | (Scoffs) Why don't I just lock myself in a library and call myself Ravi? |
Ravi: | I am so glad I got rope burns saving your life. |
Luke: | Thank you, Ravi. And, Zuri, Griff, sorry about the whole "nearly getting you killed" thing. |
Griff: | I can't believe we almost fell off a mountain. Which was so cool! Yeah! |
Ravi: | Speaking of cool, who wants to hydrate? |
Luke: | Me. |
Zuri: | Please. |
Griff: | Oh, yeah. |
Ravi: | Told you. I also got lotion for chafing. No? Just me, then. |
Exterior. Camp Kikiwaka. | |
Emma: | We'll really miss you, Luke. |
Ravi: | Try not to kill anyone at summer school. |
Luke: | I start chemistry on Monday, so no promises. (Helicopter blades whirring) Oh! Here's my helicopter. |
Zuri: | Have you ever thought of taking a bus? |
Luke: | You know I get carsick. Well, thanks for everything, guys. |
Ravi: | Oh! Wait, Luke, you should put on a helmet. |
Luke: | Oh, okay. Bye! Wait, no! |
Ravi: | Wait! |
Luke: | Ravi, let go! There's only enough food for one on this flight. |
Ravi: | I would love to, but I am entangled! The blood is rushing to my (Water splashes) |
Zuri: | Huh, Ravi landed in the lake. That was lucky. |
Emma: | (Ravi screaming) And the toxic waste woke him right up. Wanna go get a snack? |
Zuri: | I could eat. |
Hazel: | Hazel, I told you, the moment's over! |
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